@reasoning logic,
I believe you rl. They sent you back with the wisdom of a culture a great deal older than ours is with a view to your subverting us in line with their imperial ambitions and you are completely perplexed about how to go about it.
Their very ability to abduct you is proof positive that they have no need of cunning and thus the skill has evolved out of them and they have forgotten the power of cunning. When they can ride a ship down a light beam and pick up some likely looking goofball out of his yard in a suburban garden while he is putting the cat out and blot him out of the consciousness of anybody who might otherwise notice him having disappeared, they need no cunning.
Which is about what Jesus did recruiting His Apostles.
We will all believe you if you have a better message than Jesus.
I had a wet dream in my youth, which proves I could stop wanking if I wanted to, in which I was abducted by aliens and was taken advantage of in a shop window on a busy high street. They were quite blubbery and they made squeaking noises and were very slippery to handle. I was only in their power a short time. Were your's anything like that?
