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IS QUEEN ELIZABETH JEWISH?

 
 
Reply Fri 21 Oct, 2011 12:10 am
It is hard to believe that official and national figures we honor most of all can be very secretive. But, unfortunately, people are being deceived a lot. The mystery of the Jewish descendents is discussed secretly in the ruling circles. Did you ever question why the wedding of the world of Kate Middleton and Prince William was set on Friday? Was it anyhow connected with sanctity of Saturday that Jewish people observe?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUQVRusxiYk
 
Ragman
 
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Reply Fri 21 Oct, 2011 12:21 am
@sonyagreen,
Besides that being an absurd lie...who cares if she is?
saab
 
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Reply Fri 21 Oct, 2011 12:29 am
What crap - she is head of the Anglican Church in Great Britain.
fresco
 
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Reply Fri 21 Oct, 2011 12:41 am
@saab,
....ah yes, but Jesus was Jewish ! Drunk
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 21 Oct, 2011 02:16 am
But wait . . . it was on Youtube . . . it must be true ! ! !
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Old Goat
 
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Reply Fri 21 Oct, 2011 02:36 am
@sonyagreen,
"Was it anyhow connected with sanctity of Saturday that Jewish people observe?"

If both of your brain cells were to mull this over for a while and decide that a little research was required before you asked this question, you would have discovered that the Jewish Sabbath begins at sundown on Friday evening.

At that precise time, dear William was most probably playing conjugal "hide the sausage" with Kate, before dressing and going on to boogie the night away until well into the early hours of Saturday morning.

The only Jewish tradition that the Queen takes part in is the occasional scoffing of the breakfast dish of Yom Kipper, a Scottish fish recipe made from cured bloaters caught on the banks of the River Yom, in south Lanarkshire.
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Miller
 
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Reply Fri 21 Oct, 2011 02:40 am
@sonyagreen,
sonyagreen wrote:

. Did you ever question why the wedding of the world of Kate Middleton and Prince William was set on Friday? Was it anyhow connected with sanctity of Saturday that Jewish people observe?



First of all I never questioned why the couple married on Friday. Perhaps they wanted to have a 3 day weekend and enjoy a bit of good fish at their wedding party.

Who in their right mind would have ever connected the date to Judaism?
jcboy
 
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Reply Fri 21 Oct, 2011 03:46 am
@sonyagreen,
I'm a jewish queen but I don't believe Elizabeth is.
jespah
 
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Reply Fri 21 Oct, 2011 03:52 am
@jcboy,
Actually, she is Jewish, as is evidenced by this photograph of her holding the gilded matzoh ball, sacred to both our people and the Anglicans (which, when anagrammed in Pig - er, sorry, that's not kosher - Cow Latin, is really the word Hassidim) -
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r299/jespah301/qe.jpg
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 21 Oct, 2011 03:53 am
@jcboy,
Hehehehe . . .
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saab
 
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Reply Fri 21 Oct, 2011 04:37 am
@sonyagreen,
The day William and Kate married was proclaimed as a Bank Holiday.
That way who ever wanted to watch the wedding had the day off to do so.
The others simply had a long week end.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Fri 21 Oct, 2011 05:03 am
Funny, they don't look Jewish.
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Ragman
 
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Reply Fri 21 Oct, 2011 05:25 am
@jcboy,
Well done. Cracked me up!
MMarciano
 
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Reply Fri 21 Oct, 2011 02:49 pm
@Ragman,
That's why I call him a LOON! Wink
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margo
 
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Reply Fri 21 Oct, 2011 03:21 pm
@jcboy,
jcboy wrote:

I'm a jewish queen but I don't believe Elizabeth is.


Laughing Cool
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chai2
 
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Reply Fri 21 Oct, 2011 03:27 pm
Actually, she had Prince Charels circumcised by a mohel, because they do a lot more of them a year than regular doctors, and are specifically trained for it.

True.
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chai2
 
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Reply Fri 21 Oct, 2011 06:24 pm
I guess I stunned everyone with that news.
jcboy
 
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Reply Fri 21 Oct, 2011 08:08 pm
@chai2,
I can certainly tell Marco isn’t Jewish, or perhaps he’s just fond of turtleneck sweaters.
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Fri 21 Oct, 2011 08:12 pm
@Miller,
Miller wrote:

Who in their right mind would have ever connected the date to Judaism?


Unfair question, Miller. You're making quite unwarranted assumptions about the OP.
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nydia2013
 
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Reply Mon 4 Mar, 2013 03:53 pm
@Ragman,
Queen Elizabeth is not Jewish. She is of German descent and so is Prince Philip.
 

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