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Tue 20 Jan, 2004 08:35 pm
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Take me now, you big strong piece of man-plastic, you!!!!"
No she wont cuz Ken can finally come out of the closet and Barbie can sit in her townhouse and pout.
Its the only real solution to it all.
Wow!!!! What a hunk of a Ken he is :-)
Did they make it in Hong Kong?
He seems to be peering down her bodice.
I'm glad Mr. Stillwater brings this subject up. The picture reminded me of the last time I was in Canada. I was on the way to Montana's house to discuss property taxes. I came around the corner and was startled to see Montana and Slappy Doo Hoo. Until I saw Mr. Stillwater's picture, I had forgotten about that incident....
Gus
Were you hiding in the bushes again? Don't you ever leave your camera at home? Jeeez!!! A girl can't get some in peace anymore!
Montana wrote:Gus - Were you hiding in the bushes again? Don't you ever leave your camera at home? Jeeez!!! A girl can't get some in peace anymore!
Err, 'Tana - we were
ALL there! Didn't you hear the clapping and cheering when Deb won the inaugural "How Long Till He Rolls Off Her and Starts Snoring" Competition? I mean, that Slappy is just
SO crass!
Mr. Still
Damn!!! I thought I heard something, but he kept telling me it was a radio he brought along. Isn't anything special anymore?
Phoenix
He lied to me, so he's all yours ;-)
That thing isn't Ken - it's Favio!
(Damn - sorry, Montana - I wasna really betting, I was joking - but, before I had time to so much as laugh, he'd rolled off and gone to sleep...)
My sisser enjoys outdoor sports!?!?
Phoenix
I changed my mind. I'm sorry, but as much of a liar he is, I just can't let him go. I mean, just look at him and I'm sure you'll understand.
Dlowan
What's this about you making bets? Have I missed something?
Brand X
How can you tell?
Phoenix
Hey, if we can clone him we are good to go. Doesn't Gus dabble in cloning? We'll have to get him in here to take care of business.
You are perfectly human Phoenix and that is one type of creature that I will be attracted too for all the rest of my living days.
Who couldn't fall in love with that hair, face, arms, chest, legs......
Oh freaking sigh!!!!!
Quote:Brand X
How can you tell?
Isn't that you in the pic with Flavio?
Just whose anatomy are we talkin' about here?
Someone should probably tell Slappy that there are women on this thread lusting over him.
I hate to tell you this, Mr. S, but Barbie is actually a façade used by the International Gay Corporation to exploit little girls. Ken will never love Barbie- alas- but his new anatomically correct body may allow him to enjoy one of his dubious 'friends.'