I almost always initially assume that posts like this one are fraudulent, but if this is a prank, jackeron is a genius of parody and is wasting his talents on A2K.
Unfortunately, I have to say I don't think this is a fraud as it would just be too brilliant. Particularly the bit where jackeron in essence quotes for a workplace safety manual to describe the offenses being perpetrated against him.
Assuming therefore that you are legit jacky, I would say you need to consider leaving Detroit. It's clear that the you have a wide variety of tormentors who are out to get you, and as long as they have bioelectric energy in their aresenal, you don't stand a chance.