If you noticed, I will tolerate sardines, I have eaten them and if there's a decent dark bread involved they improve greatly. There really is no hope for caviar.
Then again, you're willingly misleading poor GracieGirl into believing that A Tree Grows In Brooklyn is a a great book... must be the sardines and caviar eating away at your brain. They do that, you know.
Just noticed, you're into hard cooked eggs as well...sad, really sad. The pleasure of the runny egg yolk eluding you. I truly worry for your being.