penis pills

I haven't posted on this thread for a week. How the f**k did I get the blame for it. Did I ask the question? maybe you should attack the genitally challenged d******d who asked the question!

LOL! This is how the f@#k you got the blame, Wilso:

"If women would tell the truth about what they like, then maybe men wouldn't be asking"

Did you miss the subsequent tantrum?

Wilso's upset about his current job situation, dlowan. Perhaps you should leave him alone until he cools off a bit.

Hmm - I had the tantrum a week ago.

Am I supposed to check the future?

I wonder why there are not vagina smallening pills on the market, too, come to think of it.....heehee...

Heard of vaginal barbells?

I believe it's called exercise. That's been my experience at least.

Wilso has a vagina??

This place just gets weirder & weirder!

Vaginal barbells would be enlargening, if I am imagining correctly...

I wonder what effect the antics of th epuppetry of the penis fellas has on their ...er...night life?

Somehow, I expect Monger to know...

What's going on in here? First we have bowling balls stretching the penis and now we have vaginal barbells! Walks away shaking head....

Ah, Genitalia is a strange country...

lol!


Nah. It goes the other way around. Apparently, what you're supposed to try to do is move it up and down without using your hands.

Kegel exercises were developed by Dr. Arnold Kegel to help women, especially after childbirth, regain bladder control by strengthening their pelvic muscles. Dr. Kegel later discovered that his exercises also increased orgasm intensity. There are many variations, but the exercises are similar.

For women and men:


Locate your pelvic muscles by stopping the flow of urine midstream.
Contract the pelvic muscles hard for one second and then release them, ten times in a row, three times a day. Gradually increase the number of contractions so that by the end of one month, you are doing ten contractions, twenty times a day.
Vary the exercise by holding the contraction for a count of three and then releasing it. You can mix the exercises up, some short and some long.
Kegel during commercials, every time the phone rings, at each stoplight when you are driving or riding, while you are waiting for your Web search results -- find your own regular pattern.
Kegel when having sex for extra pleasure for you and your partner.
Do the Kegels for a minimum of six weeks. Results will not be immediate, but eventually, you will be able to notice a difference.


Note: Some practitioners recommend that pregnant women do up to one hundred extra Kegels per day to strengthen their pelvic muscles for the work they're about to do.

From: http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/0731a.html

Yeh, I just said something about Kegels on another thread.

Good stuff.

Are you lot channelling Slappy or something?

Why? Are we aiming to shock?

I used to go to a lot of kegels when I was in college.

I used to do a lot of reefers.

One of my ex-girlfriends was a kegel freak. I swear she almost ripped my penis off.