Quoting Al Sharpton

365 Ways to drive Libtards Crazy, #191

Quote the Reverend Al Sharpton:

"White folks was in caves while we was building empires. We taught them philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got round to it."

Then ask:
a) if he's boasting about the Egyptians—presumably he approves of slavery? b) Does he maybe mean astronomy rather than astrology? Or is he really claiming that one of the great historic black achievements is inventing newspaper columns that read, "With Capricorn on the cusp of Leo, expect confusion from a mysterious, dark stranger."