'Eat More Pie'

Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2011 03:34 pm
You can have the abs you want

-if you'll be...


just eat your apple pie sans cheese,

and yes, of course

whipped creamy-less

Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2011 04:21 pm
You can have the abs you want

if you will..


pay your gym dues

as for food be

protein wise.
Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2011 07:17 pm
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2011 07:23 pm
You can have the abs you want

I think abs are highly overrated, jjorge.
But I like the poems, though! Very Happy
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2011 08:04 pm

when your dues are paid and you’re a gym dandy
just a half-hour jog earns one bar of candy

Yes, truth be told, exercise is nice
you sweat some more, and you earn another slice

of lemon, or pumpkin, or of cherry
or chocolate cream or of blueberry,

eat candy or pie -that’s my conclusion
and do them situps

for your ab solution.


PS Hi there msolga!
Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2011 02:43 pm
If your work is done and you're free to play,
go for a walk, go catch a ray.

Working out can be a pain in the butt
dragging yourself to trim up your gut.

Tummy wants food, cookies and milk,
it deserves it, watch out for guilt.

Move around,
don't gain those pounds.

Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2011 10:16 pm
Good going osso!
Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2011 10:27 pm
No, no, I haven't captured your wit, much less in a handbasket. I just like to play and plan to learn from you. I don't meant to be obnoxiously working your posts, though I am. You have a developed oevre and verve - I'm missing the wit part, at the least on my own.

Just playing. But let me know if you don't like it.
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2011 10:30 pm
We need George here, he's the multi-brain..

well, you are too, but you need someone besides me to eschew if you choose.

(I hope you know I' kidding)
Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2011 12:08 am
There's room for more than one and I enjoy the company.
Wait, let move oevre.
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2011 12:29 am
Apropos of nothing...

'One little misplaced letter'

I was on my way to my brother's house in Blacksburg for dinner tonight.
While I was enroute, he called me and asked me to pick up a can of tomato paste and a can of chick peas. I got them of course but when I entered his house I concealed the chick peas in my jacket and gave him only the T. Paste.
The ensuing conversation:

(brother) "Hey this bag only has tomato paste. Where's the chick peas?"
(jjorge) "I couldn't get it."
(brother) "What do you mean? They have chick peas everywhere."
(jjorge) "That may be true but it was too embarrassing."
(brother) "Embarrassing?"
(jjorge) "yes, embarrassing... and, they would probably charge me a lot of money for that! ...and besides that, I didn't have a container for it, and for that matter, " what would you want THAT for anyway?
(brother) "What the hell are you talking about?"
(jjorge) "I'm talking about what you asked me to get, some chicks pee."
(brother) "#%!&#%!!
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2011 08:27 am
Eat more pies?
Then realize
Those thunder thighs
Need exercise!

If you do lots
Of bends and squats
Some jogs and trots --
You needn't plotz.

Just takes persistence,
moral assistance,
a little distance,
and weight resistance.

For health and beauty
It's your duty
To heed the astute-y
Sheik Yerbouti.

Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2011 09:22 am
obscure allusions
induce confusion

but, Sheik Yerbouti?

-a beauty!

[good going George!]

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