Porridge - 5 days a week. Still can't swallow a bite. Bitter, lumpy mush. Gagging as we speak. On Sunday mornings, as a treat, we had blood sausage, H O R R I B L E...
Mom then decided we kids still weren't getting our fair share of innards, so ground up kidney, little black bullets of yuck, were added to spaghetti sauces, meat sauce, or, well any sauce....
There was the time she made Pizza with Cabbage, yup, do not adjust your monitor, cabbage pizza, gives one the shivers doesn't it. We are Irish, so everything else was overcooked or mushy, it's genetic I think... She does make a great stew and spuds. Most of the food tasted alright. Aside from that, I'm still alive too, so no major complaints.
I learned the basics from her and then really learned to cook from friends who were chefs. I've been able to overcome my bloodlines and cook a steak medium rare.