It was no ordinary wheelbarrow.
Millie found out the hard way.
She was fooling around with her new boyfriend, Cletus, when they decided to do the deed in the tray of the wheelbarrow. She took down her overalls and was ready when she accidentally blurted out the magic words: "Hot diggity corn muffins!"
It was meant to be a positive exclamation regarding Cletus's anatomy. But instead, it activated the time circuits. As the last ...fins was escaping from her lips, she found herself in a jungle. There was a hungry-looking T Rex leaning over, looking at a tasty morsel in disheveled overalls that had instantly appeared.
If the T Rex had known what corn muffins are -- and could speak English -- then he would have made the same statement, and Millie would have been instantly transported to the sidelines of the Battle of Hastings. Instead, he just roared.