kyrslock - the sort of lock you buy to be utterly foolproof, and find that you can never undo it again
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Thu 27 Jul, 2006 06:35 am
lorkyacks -- the continuous nagging of a a large breasted lady of middle years.
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Thu 27 Jul, 2006 09:18 am
skyearlock - when, no matter how hard you swallow or how many barley sugars you suck, your ears won't unblock after take off.
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Thu 27 Jul, 2006 12:58 pm
lorkicakesy- a large breasted lady of middle years with an inordinate fondness for Danish pastries.
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Fri 28 Jul, 2006 02:30 am
aloyknickers - chastity belt
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Fri 28 Jul, 2006 03:54 am
Excellent C but that's 12.
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Fri 28 Jul, 2006 03:56 am
ooh so 'tis, apologies - glad to get rid of those derogatory refs to large-breasted middle-aged women
fet - a rude term for lorks,used by South Africans.
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Fri 28 Jul, 2006 05:40 am
fute - a stringed instrument played with the toes
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Fri 28 Jul, 2006 06:57 am
futte- an Arabic word for an experienced catamite.
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Fri 28 Jul, 2006 12:05 pm
furtet - dogs barking in unison
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Fri 28 Jul, 2006 12:40 pm
tufther. -- a gambol in the heather of a spring morning.
BTW C -was the blushing Emo a hint that you are a lork ? That you fit the Litofit we concocted?
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Fri 28 Jul, 2006 04:34 pm
huttfers - Swiss mountain dogs which rescue people from chalets
well, you might say so, spendius...
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Fri 28 Jul, 2006 05:39 pm
chestturf. What a lork gets when she falls into a vat of hair restorer.
(How much might I say so on the Marks and Spencers scale?)
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Sat 29 Jul, 2006 05:56 am
cohurtfest - s and m night
Lorks, spen, give those ladies a rest!
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Sat 29 Jul, 2006 07:46 am
CUTESAFROTH. A new brand of Champagne being supplied to the fast growing cohurtfest industry. (£40 a bottle- make the buggers pay.)
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Sat 29 Jul, 2006 08:04 am
surfacehotty - cream which traps body heat on your skin to produce a nice pink healthy glow
bic - bimbo-compatible, said of machines
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Sat 29 Jul, 2006 08:10 am
icib -- a new literary invention whereby a writer of speech can denote another hiccup thus saving two letters and a veritable lake of ink if it's a bestseller.
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Sat 29 Jul, 2006 08:13 am
bisic - an Australian computer language
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Sat 29 Jul, 2006 08:34 am
bissic. A style of corset lacing popular in the naughtie-nineties using woven thongs from Turkey which had been seeped in aromatic substances to render them supple and thus prevent them getting stuck.
