Vilaydom: (also vilêndom)
The state of being hated for having a Welsh accent.
Myriadvol - Air France's airmiles scheme
Voltair-dym: (adj)
Someone wholly ignorant to the French classics.
varitomedly - descriptive of someone walking with a badly stacked pile of different sized books, most of which are slipping out of the pile
Evildartmogy: the time of the year, usually in the winter months, in which such exciting offerings as Darts and Snooker are on for eight hours a day.
Good one - a new month even. Give us a three!
O, I forgot the change from 13 to 12.
Iph: the pretentious act of spelling all English words in a Greek way.
Ophi - the wrong use of a Latin plural with a Greek word, e g octopi as a plural of octopus
Philo: Slang for someone whose musings are less than impressive.
hilpom - (Aus. slang) an immigrant from the Scottish highlands or Welsh mountains
Mop Hill -- Jane Austen's only non-extant novel. Mop Hill followed the rise and fall of Miss. Viola Cummings' life on Mop Hill, from her childhood as a Mexican slave to her ordeal with the gingerbread biscuits. Everyone ends up looking happy.
Yeah, I've read the fragments in the Bodleian.
melophil - (Gk, sweetness-loving) poetic word for a bee
Gripping stuff! I admit that I shed tears at the father's blessing of the pizza order. Jane truly was a visionary.
Lonephilm: the name for a film traditionally watched by solitary perverts, created by 'Pornographers for Dignity.'
Lemonphile : someone who does unspeakabe things with lemons
permhellion - Cornish hairdresser
nilhopermale - gentleman not fancied by a lady.
Oops sorry.
nug - a Yorkshire greeting as in 'give your mum a nug'
!! but didn't we take 'octopus' from Latin rather than Greek?)