Ruhe-- an area of town, or a street, in which mostly males congregate.
hupre - one of the points in a game of Real Tennis (<O F huper, to tip the ball just over the net))
PREHUM- The little hum a barbershop quartet does before they start the song.
humpery - jolly sex games undertaken by middle-aged naturists in the privacy of their own beach
rumpleshy - young and/or innocent (applied to those new to humpery and put off by it)
rumplemyths - alleged good times had by people in the 60s - nobody alive can prove them wrong
mylstrumpeth - Medieval word for self-gratification (literally, "I am mine own strumpet")
hammysplutter - the result of sneezing while eating a ham sandwich
bof - the authority of a bishop
fobo -- slang term for a person with a fear of clowns (from "phobia" and "bozo")
bloof - colourful tissue paper, bubblewrap and plastic wrapped round slightly fragile objects, often costing more than the object's real value
bloofo - the state of being both bloated and drunk.
foloboy - urchin picked up at Indian markets to carry large amounts of veg on head for a small coin
boobfly-- a contraption used by ageing women to stop their breasts from lagging down.
You're an O short, drom old gal
Fobbology - the art of bluff, of putting people off, of deflecting criticism and generally confusing people, now a degree subject in certain universities - invaluable for a career dealing with the general public
bobifology - the study of the comparative biology of bonobos and clowns
boffbiology - tedously academic biology done by research students
