Stowbeest- something from one's past that one would rather forget; a skeleton in the closet.
toastewebs - Chinese delicacy, duck's feet lightly browned served with fish sauce, pork fat and choi sum
toasterwebs- Thready weblike material made from the amalgamation of leftover material caught on the walls of a toaster oven.
twistaerobes - new exercise fashion, jump'n'twist. Bad for the spine as well as the joints.
westi-acrobats - extremely athletic small white dogs
fna - the gunk that sticks to your dishes like concrete when you forget to soak them and leave them in the sink overnight.
napf - the abrasive cloth used to remove fna
Panfa- an animal with working class habits.
pacfan - 1) enthusiastic supporter of the Asia-Pacific Rim economy
2) computer game where wily oriental creatures behind fans eat each other
fancaps- The greatest number of people allowed to attend a celebrity's photo-op.
flapscan - medical technique for seeing under large body organs
beaststew -- what Whos make from roast beast leftovers.
wart berets - (British army) nickname for the ordinance regiments, whose brownish headgear is rather wartlike in shape cf blue berets, black berets
Brietwaerts (also Brietwærts)
(Gaelic) Quotations often used when the speaker can't express his/her feelings him/herself.
Tibet serf war - conflict between Chinese liberating army and peasants not wishing to be liberated
bisefriett war - a two-sided conflict between burned-out (fried, or friette) surfers (sef) and others
sko - a small solar-operated scooter which has a tiny basket in which to carry a minimal amount of groceries (e. g. one orange and a single-serving can of tuna).
cute!
sonk - a deep hollow in a marshy area, wreathed with lethal marsh gases and reputedly the haunt of leprechauns or other wee folk of a malicious turn of mind
Snonk-- an sexual encounter in a cramped automobile.
(snog + honk)
Kinnos - next of kin, Aussie style cf. rellies
Sononik- a tired hippy.
(From It. 'sonno' + beatnik)
stononik - a happy hippy (stoned + beatnik)