dripe - a large-billed gamebird which frequents the marshes poking around for succulent morsels.
marpid - a sudden disturbance such as a policeman coming round the corner.
medpair - any of several wealthy gilded couple disporting themselves in St Tropez or Portofino
midparer - one who peels half the rind off an apple or orange before eating it.
pidreamer --a chap who drills holes in boiler plate ready for the rivetter to rivet the rivet into.
dipcreamer - a bloke having a wet dream
desirecramp - muscular spasm caused by the wrong sort of erotic activity
primecreased - showing early signs of developing crow's feet.
rec - a search round the pub for someone primecreased.
crue - an instance of crude humour
ureca - seeing the primecreased smile.
cureal - an erotic fantasy
laycure - an old wives' treatment of illness
playcure - an old man's treatment of illness.
yumparcel - either a tasty pie or an attractive person
pecarumply - a lady who works her way through the buffet with large numbers of dainty morsels.
crumpetplay - an erotic nocturnal game
pimply curate - a wild plant of the hellebore family, noted for its pasty pale pink flower with little red raised spots
osp - old single person, an insult by partnered youth
spot - with a g a great place for arousal.
Posts - a daily whole lot for you, Dutchy.
