jobsad -- a state of being bowed down under woes and tribulations
sjobald - a partly hairless Swede
hadjslob -- a member of the service industry surrounding pilgrimages who is never seen on the TV.
jehadslob - organisers of religious wars, usually not found in caves and only seen on certain TV stations of their choice
beadlejosh -- When the minor church officials rounded up a couple of milkmaids and took them back to the sacristy for interrogation in ye olde dayes.
jeerblahsod - journalist and/or theatre critic
balderjosher -- a standup comic in the Stanley Unwin tradition.
tud -- an indelicate shove.
dute - a chore, small but tedious duty
thude- a lady only wearing a thong singing You Pull My Heartstrings.
tushed - patted gently on the behind
shetrud -- a clumping slattern.
headrust - what old age confers on the brain
treasshud - what he tells you are, after 10 bottles of beer
adshouters - commercials that aim to drive their point home by loud repetition
shouldarest - what one ought to do instead of staying up all nite
Leotardsbush. An accidental sideways slippage in the Clean and Jerk at the gym.
toa -- a mild perversion seen on beaches sometimes in holiday resorts.
atoo - An inverse kinky hairstyle.
Orato - cheap cd company specialising in the spoken word
coorat -- a very cute and attractive creature the appearence of which belies a total absence of ethical standards.
