rosyhazer - incurable optimist
zerohairys - sign over entrance to exclusive bald persons' club
hoybrasizer - handy gadget that will calculate minute changes in bra size as the month progresses, sold with adjustable-cup bra for maximum comfort
Rheazorbysin -- the blasphemy from which the Saturnalia derived.
oof -- a soft cushion provided for ladies of quality in the days of unsprung coaches.
doof - a complete idiot at word games
fordo -- a pet poodle that knew how to cross a river without getting its feet wet.
frodos : an obsolete disk operating system.
sodfrog -- keeping one's cool when the old bats are coming on strong after a few Gee and Tees.
dogfrosts - when it is so cold outside that the dog freezes to the hydrant
frostydogs : a frozen ice cream treat shaped like a hot dog.
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tep : bath water that is too hot.
pute - first impression characterization of a newcomer
update -- the perfect end to an English summer evening.
supdate - A beautiful Aussie Sheila.
apedusts -- the clouds one sees when volunteers are asked for to repaint the window frames or unblock the drains or take the boat out for a ride around the bay.
spudtease - the act of slowly removing a potato's jacket
spudteaser - the art of slow seduction
spreadquest - the search for the perfect diet
Quitespreads -- poses for those glossy magazines which are placed out of the reach of children.
oss -- someone who is set in their ways.
