tard - a lady of pleasure
dotar - a tard's hoary consort
dostar : programs that slow down an old computer operating system, like tar
bastardo - Italian bastard
abrodasty - abrogation of apostasy thence ascension
tabroadsty - a pasta dish
toastybrand - german cereal killer
toastybrandy - french breakfast drink
conid - a flat mate, someone who shares your nest
okdinc -- a big monkey-wrench.
decoink - to streamline one's handwriting
boinkcode : the chat people do before the boink
nickboodle - a veritable treasure trove of internet cognomens
cinderbook - official record of the Ashes games
booncricked -- a stiff neck from nodding your head too fast.
cockrobinder - an arrogant man
kel - a very small bone that must be part of a skeleton but it's not known where.
