madbusher : a gardner gone wild
thumbreads - marks place with digit while reading, at school an unkind source of amusement to those that don't do this
padresthumb -- a repetitive strain injury.
rumpsbreadth - the width of a horse's rump, used as a measure of length in Mongolia
luk - the Mongolian word for rumpsbreadth
kulk -- the sound a Mongolian herder makes when he gulps.
klusk - the sound a Mongolian earthenware teacup makes on being returned to its saucer
sulkek -- a Mongolian churl with the 'ump.
slukker - a trekker in Mongolia who hasn't washed for 2 weeks.
skulkore -- a highly prized precious deposit in forbidding Mongolian mountain ranges which is exceedingly difficult to get at and refine.
orksuckle - a Qing game popular amongst peripatetic Mongolian goatherds where each takes turn and turnabout.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongolia
skulkforce -- The intelligence service of the Modu Shanyu.
foulkickers - the nickname of the Outer Mongolian Football Team
kicksouffle - game played out against a wall using Donghu egg whites
nse - least westernmost
NSEW -- acronym for the cardinals. (Now Sister! Enough! What?)
ashinwoe - sackcloth and ashes, worn to show repentance and humility
yoniawesh -- a variation on the can-can.
wheatinsoy - vegetarian 'delicacy' tasting of straw with the texture of pork scratchings (or vice versa)