nookupgirl - good time girl, town bicycle
nookupgirl - good time girl, town bicycle
spookingurl - ghastly url language
lurkingspoor -- footprints in the sand that haven't been made yet.
ing --what one asks for when one goes into a hardware shop for one of those leaved devices for hanging a door on.
ing --what one asks for when one goes into a hardware shop for one of those leaved devices for hanging a door on.
fing > n. orificeal symbol
agnif -- a father's bequest to a grateful community.
fabing - pretending you are a Fabian socialist but being a secret Tory.
gafbling -- status symbols for senior executives like reserved parking spaces and pretty personal assistants.
garbfling - getiing it off, in an ecdysiastical manner
flangebrig. -- a small vessel only suitable for boating lakes and inland waterways.
belgianfog - climatic condition suited to only flangebrigs and similar vessels
globefaring - going round the world
flangebobrig -- the type of decorative symbols incorporated into fashionable ladies' attire such as those Mae West often used.
lia -- a crescendo of insistence attempting to make a falsehood believable.
ilar > gerontologic oneupmanship
drail - the sad and dreary voice used by station announcers when they apologise
catlid : a hat for a cat, the cat in the hat!
lactide - 3am breast feeding
clamdiet --eating bi-valvular molluscs.
maledicts - the accursed; those who suffer from male edicts
(I hope a real word with a spurious secondary meaning is acceptable)
mislatched -- getting a bra hook in the wrong eye.
chlamydeist - supplicant with a cloudy grasp of divinity
