Bileezerobix -- a new fangled exercise routine for fat ladies with incense, soft lighting and Mantovanian music to help keep time.
fot - an Arabic bottle opener.
fopt - outwitted by a lady's man
psoft -- a languid yielding charm.
foetips -- the outlying observation posts of the enemy's encampment.
pifoetus - an unborn godchild
Fortiesup -- The Dolly Parton fan club.
fitproseum - food additive producing sprightly writing
Frumpsieton. A safe Liberal Democrat constituency in the south-west.
pornsmutfile - the best thumbed police file
soo - useless piece of leftover meat, too small to keep
opis -- a particularly bad musical composition.
pipos - small tubes for snorting coke
sipsop -- a John Donne fan.
pissoops -- an embarrassment.
possiposs - gay response indicating some likelihood
sipsoslops -- a discreet eaterie.
sopslosship - inevitable loss of porridge when it's transferred from pot to bowl
shoppessoils -- an internet site offering hardly used ladies underwear for sale.
dal -- a quick kiss under the miseltoe with a stranger.
