halfhoseslip -- what happens when the waist elastic of tights becomes slackened by use.
lep- a person with a pointed head.
plew - a woman with a sharp nose and chin
plewp- a plew with a big fat bottom.
wapple - a topheavy walk made necessary by large breasts
pwalppe. The sound of a belly-flop made by a wapple with an ungainly dive in the shallow end.
woppleap - same thing performed much more stylishly by an Italian
awlpopper - a very friendly barmaid.
paperwolop - to hit a dog with a rolled up newspaper
lappwhooper -- a LAZ-BOY exercise recliner.
whopaslopper - confection made of pig's fat and sugar, flavoured with permitted artificial flavourings, on which many of Britain's children survive, just
rel - a relatively unimportant relative, like a second cousin once removed
relk --a session in a 4-poster with a bovine-like creature.
frelk - a session in the fields with the same creature
frelks- a continous succession of similar events preferably in the summer months apart from when it's pissing down or a big match being on the telly.
forksel - a nautical term for a cutlery fair
elkfrosh- a white sticky substance which appears seasonally due to factors too difficult to explain in a short post such as this is intended to be.
Esherfolk - affluent middle class suburbanites, also known as the Woking classes.
shekelfork -- an implement for transferring money from A to B.
kosherflake - young man who isn't very good at using the shekelfork
Sleeksofhark-- the mating call of the inebriated checkout girl.
arb- a back to front brassiere which one can often see whilst a lady fastens the clip at the front if one is lacking in manners.