nogrimsox - foot deodorant
snoxogrami- making pretty models out of softened bakelite 78" records
nordogasmix - adding new gas pipeline from Norway
radoxgonerism- a bourgeois version of Poppea Sabina's ass's milk for 20p.
blod- an implement used on allotments for pricking out tender seedlings in nice neat rows.
bload - extra wide load on a B road, especially when you are behind it or met it head on round a bend
bolade--a piece of music suitable for four-poster hanky-pankying.
dovable - ripe for peace talks, as GWB may one day be
slavebod--a handyman who is efficient in every respect.
dabsolver - crossword champ
boldshaver--A Barber of Seville type.
hoodverbals - street abuse from teenagers
hooverblades - attachment that fits on your vacuum cleaner and it doubles as a lawn mower.
blek - a long, arduous journey taken in very bad weather.
belks - trendy boots to go under bell-bottom trousers
skable - to slide down icy hillocks on your backside
balkshe- the common trollopes on the bar one doesn't fancy before closing time.
hesbalka - a Hezbollah adherent who refuses to become a suicide bomber
lacksheba- a rare medical condition which afflicted Leo Vincey in his rooms late at night and which Mr Holly so valiantly attempted to treat.
brashackle - leash conveniently attached to a brastrap to keep a woman attached to the sink; now outlawed
bleachspark- the flash of light when a posh lady gets out of a sports car in a tight skirt.
beachsparkle - pretty, bright, happy teenage girls in bikinis in summer.
shuf - one of a pair of very old, very comfortable shoes that you really hope will never wear out.
