dubuge--voice-over speech used in making movies and music videos.
bluedug - like blue tongue, a nasty disease of sheep
cudbulge -- the distended stomach of a lady who eats too much of a bad diet.
cubbludge - real name for seal cull
bubscudgel -- a method fat ladies use to disorient applicants.
bedguysclub - promiscuous women's showing off website
bibscudgluey- a particularly obstinate stain a chap might get on his tie if he frequents posh country house parties whilst the Duke is inspecting his investments in far flung corners of the globe.
dib- a peg used on allotments to make holes in the soil to pop seeds into.
drib - a trail of beer or other liquid down one side of the chin
orbid --an unheathy obsession with round or spherical shapes.
birdog - flying Jack Russell
godribs -dare I. No I had better not.
bogsider - one who lives on the edge of a bog
gobslider - a person who can drink a pint of beer seemingly in one swallow
hogbridles --metal and leather contraptions for controlling recalcitrant females.
beardligosh - nasty shock suffered by lady kissing roughly stubbled man
Goabedrelish -- a sauce popular with beer drinkers in the chippy diner-area who have double steak pudding, double chips,double mushy peas with double gravy and double bread and butter with a pint of 6-bag tea for supper.
ret - a throat spasm which sends late night revellers looking for a wheelie-bin.
etri - elf who puts the handles on cups in potteries
titre-- a device for producing small amounts of canned sniggering and tittering to have the viewer believe there is a small studio audience of discreet Guardian readers.
triter - One who revels in belittling another's achievements.
britter - a supporter of Britain not adopting the Euro