@His Lordship,
His Lordship wrote:
If you have nothing useful to say please keep on saying it.
Not a Bette Midler fan?
Here's Bette's take on vases, 25,000 pounds or otherwise...
Doorbell rang the other day, answered the door and there was a delivery boy there with two dozen roses. I grabbed the card I opened it, it said “Love, from your boyfriend Ernie.” I was having tea with my girlfriend Clementine.
I said “Clementine, do you know what this means? For the next two weeks I’m gonna be flat on my back with my legs wide open.” Clementine says to me “What’s the matter, ain’t you got a vase?”