zog, The weather forecasters have said to expect rain for the next few days. I'm taking the wise advise of kickycan to refuse your kind offer.
I could do it and you would not even know, if you like?
Oh, call me reckless, I'll just do it anyway.
Now. you have a choice of dream.
We can do the "Hot chick" dream.
The "Home run in a major game" dream, or the deluxe dream that involves both of them in the sequential order of your choice, but will obviously extend the duration of the abduction, and require a change of clothing.
The choice is yours.
Your temptations will not work. I have strong will....I think.
Oh, come on. I am on commission you know. How am I going to make payment on my Skydome?
Just a little abduction.
You know you want to.......
Zog, I have this quaint policy against interterrestrial relationships, but you are very endearing.
Hello, I am glad you found me in here. I thought that I would stay in the "anything unusual" topic for a while, until I was accepted for what I am.
Are you human?
Sometimes. Do you have emotions?
Yes, but dont tell our Commander, as we are trained to repress them.
You could say that I am a bit of a dissident Alien.
Although I still DO carry out abductions, it is really against my ethics.
It is either abduct and probe, or try to live on my basic wage each week without any commisssion.
It is a bit like forcing one of your Vegans to eat steak, or starve.
Are you free on the fourth?
This is getting interesting...
<pulls up a chair, munching popcorn>
Its a drawing. Are YOU human? Have I frightened the other one away?
I might be free on the 4th, but I never probe on the first abduction.
Have you seen Marshall Applewhite?
From both sides. Are you a female human?
Yes.
I'm about to sign off. I have work to take care of. Can we continue this tomorrow, or should we switch to telepathic mode?
Tomorrow is fine. Goodbye.
I'm human, but I have many monkey-like characteristics.
Well that is not surprising, as it was what was chosen as the receptacle for the Z Gene all those years ago.
Are YOU free for some mild abduction? I'm not very good at this am I.
I am supposed to go into a sales patter about helping mankinds development, blah de blah, but to be honest with you human, I just cannot bring myself to do this sort of thing anymore.
Do you have a Counselling forum?
Oh, Zog, relax! You don't have to go into all that sales stuff with me! Why don't you just abduct me right now, and probe away? I don't mind. In fact, I kind of like the probing.
Also, the last time I was abducted, they did this great thing to me...they had some hot alien woman do this great striptease for me. Sixteen huge teats! I was so excited! Anyway, once it was erect, they stuck this large glass tube in my penis and then shattered it, causing millions of shards of glass to lodge permanently in my urinary tract. I don't know what that experiment was for, but the pain was exquisite. I loved it. Could you do that one for me again?
Oh, the Silesta test. That means you are no longer suitable for abduction.
The "glass" that you mention was in fact silica nano probes. Inserting it into the Phallus is the most efficient way of getting them into the main arteries, that is why it has to be full of blood. Or "erect" as you call it.
The probes are now located in important positions around your body, and monitor your sexual activity, among other things.
We have a full read out for you if you are interested?
All I need is your unique serial number, tatooed inside the shaft. If you turn it inside out whilst flaccid you will be able to read it to me.
I still feel that there is something else for me to do in this Galaxy though.
I have a crazy idea of jumping ship, and settling in the Appalachean Mountains where I should be able to blend in quite easily.
Any suggestions?
