cavfancier wrote:3 penises.
I have five penises. AND I'm a snappy dresser. My pants fit like a glove. :wink:
Individual wrote:Hey Brooke, if you don't mind, I would like to read what you have written down. Would you be willing to put them in the original writing section for me?
Hi individual
I was looking over the original writings section. I'm not sure these would fit there. I can't say that they are my ORIGINAL writings. All I do is write down what is told me. So it's not something I create out of my own creativity. Know what I mean?
~Brooke
Perhaps the religious section, or if you just don't want to put them down you don't really have to.
BPB, it's not the amount of penises, it's how you use them. I used to have 6, but I needed a reduction, as it was too cumbersome, and affecting my back.
Knowing the story is one thing, Brooke. Writing it down well is an entirely different matter.
LOL, cav!
Well Eva, draping six penises over my shoulders everyday, and then trying to find clothes that covered up the lumps was quite a trial. Something radical needed to be done.
I can't figure out how to answer this one..... Sometimes I think I'm the most average, boring person in the world. And then other times I think I'm totally off-center so that there is nothing normal about me at all.
I'm almost 80% water. I counted.
You'll get a nasty infection if you don't pee soon...
cavfancier wrote:Well Eva, draping six penises over my shoulders everyday, and then trying to find clothes that covered up the lumps was quite a trial. Something radical needed to be done.
They were THAT long?! That'd be as long as your legs!
Well, now we know. Cav is actually an octopus.
Methinks he be a sexopus.
When one is blessed, one is also cursed sometimes.
Like when Daddy's new special friend gives you a wicked new trike for your berfday and it your mommy gets all mad whenever you ride it?
Only because it was the model with the vibrating seat.
I may have mentioned this before, but I have a tattoo on my taint (and don't pretend you don't know what that is) that says "If you can read this, you're too close".
Let me put it this way Gautam, in terms of 'taint' sometimes, all the tattoo says is: iycrtyatc
Ahhhhhhh !!! But how did he manage to keep it....errr...umm.....you know......keep it "tainted" while it was being tatooed ?
