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Weird Tweets Shared Here!

 
 
Irishk
 
  1  
Reply Fri 20 May, 2011 08:23 am
@roger,
Heartless cur the landlord! And a Rapture Reject! Twisted Evil
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Fri 20 May, 2011 11:52 pm
@Irishk,
Quote:
AlbertBrooks Albert Brooks
Just talked to a buddy in Australia. He was 8000 feet in the air and crashed into a non-believer. In hospital now.
roger
 
  1  
Reply Sat 21 May, 2011 12:05 am
@tsarstepan,
Who would have thought time zones would have made a difference.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Sat 21 May, 2011 12:15 am
@roger,
Those Down Underers get to do all the fun things first! Mad
roger
 
  1  
Reply Sat 21 May, 2011 12:26 am
@tsarstepan,
Yeah, and we get stuck on Eastern Holy Ghost time. Bummer.
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dlowan
 
  2  
Reply Sat 21 May, 2011 01:10 am
@tsarstepan,
Well, it's the 21st in 7 hours and 22 minutes.
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tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Sun 29 May, 2011 10:53 am
Quote:
BillCorbett BillCorbett
When someone uses a word incorrectly it literally makes my blood boil.

Touche Mr. Corbett! Touche!
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Irishk
 
  1  
Reply Tue 24 Apr, 2012 12:08 pm
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p8nnASLP1qzpsuoo1_500.jpg
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Irishk
 
  2  
Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 11:17 am
Ken Jennings @KenJennings

"DID YOU KNOW? You can feed a lot of squirrels into those pneumatic tubes at the bank before the teller finds the shut-off switch."
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 11:20 am
@Irishk,
Is this tweet from the famous record breaking Jeopardy winner? If so, then that's an unexpected surprise. Strategic squirrel terror tactics explained!
Irishk
 
  1  
Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 11:20 am
@tsarstepan,
The same! Smile
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Irishk
 
  3  
Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 11:33 am
Adam Sandler @AdamSandlerFun

"I don't believe in beating my kids. So I make them wear a Justin Bieber shirt and Crocs to school so the other kids will do it for me."
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Irishk
 
  2  
Reply Tue 12 Jun, 2012 02:08 pm
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ifi4Q02u1qzcv7no1_500.jpg
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tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Wed 7 Nov, 2012 04:52 am
Quote:
about 5 hours ago

anneke elyse jong @annekejong
i heard clint eastwood just conceded to an ottoman.
7 Nov 12
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2012 10:30 am
@tsarstepan,
jeph jacques wrote:

if you are offered hot pink as an option for something and refuse it, you are not a true man

http://i48.tinypic.com/2n6s082.jpg
Sometimes the truth is weird.
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tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Wed 12 Dec, 2012 12:12 pm
Quote:
Fake MTA @FakeMTA: The G train enjoyed a rare moment of working slightly better than Gmail.

Gmail down: The 10 funniest tweets
Gmail crashed briefly on Monday, but Twitter was going strong with wry humor about the outage.
http://www.csmonitor.com/Innovation/2012/1210/Gmail-down-The-10-funniest-tweets

True New Yorkers will get this joke.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Sat 29 Dec, 2012 06:33 pm
@tsarstepan,
Meredith Gran @granulac wrote:


is that **** camping? because it's INTENTS
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 29 Apr, 2013 02:19 pm
@tsarstepan,
Lem[email protected] wrote:

5m

Housemate has started saying "Boom chicka bow wow" seemingly at random. I may have to ask if she's suffered blunt force trauma recently.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Fri 25 Oct, 2013 02:48 pm
@tsarstepan,
Zomb BrainTaker @RobDenBleyker wrote:
32m

Girl, you look like you fell out of the ugly tree and missed every branch. #beautiful #sexy #pickuplines
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