AlbertBrooks Albert Brooks Just talked to a buddy in Australia. He was 8000 feet in the air and crashed into a non-believer. In hospital now.
BillCorbett BillCorbett When someone uses a word incorrectly it literally makes my blood boil.
about 5 hours ago anneke elyse jong @annekejong i heard clint eastwood just conceded to an ottoman. 7 Nov 12
if you are offered hot pink as an option for something and refuse it, you are not a true man
Fake MTA @FakeMTA: The G train enjoyed a rare moment of working slightly better than Gmail.
is that **** camping? because it's INTENTS
5m Housemate has started saying "Boom chicka bow wow" seemingly at random. I may have to ask if she's suffered blunt force trauma recently.
32m Girl, you look like you fell out of the ugly tree and missed every branch. #beautiful #sexy #pickuplines
