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Weird Tweets Shared Here!

 
 
Reply Sun 26 Sep, 2010 01:20 pm
Tweets are a great source for haiku, philosophical soundbites, and weird stuff (especially taken out of context):

Quote:
christhile

Though one learns to take such things in stride, I haven't fully recovered from hearing our waiter sing "Islands In the Stream" at brunch.
12 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

Chris Thile, lead vocalist/mandolinist from the folk bands, Nickel Creek and Punch Brothers.

What amusing/weird tweets have you retweeted out of context?

 
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 28 Oct, 2010 01:54 pm
TheOnion The Onion
Quote:
Nevada Proposition 6: Would legalize and tax the sale of bags of oregano to dumb 13-year-olds
Irishk
 
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Reply Mon 1 Nov, 2010 03:08 pm
@tsarstepan,
Is it true that the new Secret Service codeword for POTUS is "Dude?"

Laughing
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 1 Nov, 2010 07:31 pm
NathanFillion
Quote:
Next year, my Halloween costume will be @joelmchale. All I need is his skin.
28 minutes ago
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 4 Nov, 2010 07:42 pm
@tsarstepan,
jeph jacques
But first I have to go pick up my ARCH-NEMESIS at the airport, lock him in my car, and set my car on fire!
0 Replies
 
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 29 Nov, 2010 06:26 pm
Quote:
jephjacques
We had to cut off personalizations because there were A THOUSAND OF THEM ad my hand is going to fall off #ultimate1stworldproblem


Only in the developed world does selling 1000 books in a single day by a webcomic artist considered an actual problem. Okay they're 1000 autographed and personalized books and there is only one artist to hand draw the personalization for all 1000 books....
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 29 Nov, 2010 06:29 pm
@tsarstepan,
Quote:
simonpegg Simon Pegg
So many assume Minnie is my daughter. I ask you this. Why the **** would I walk my infant daughter round the block at 10pm & log her shits.


Minnie is Mr. Pegg's dog.
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margo
 
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Reply Mon 29 Nov, 2010 08:14 pm
apparently there's a girl in the US whose Twitter name is "the ashes" - a sort of nickname.

She's picked up about 8000 followers while the Ashes cricket is on - and she's getting a little sick of it. I suspect quite a number of persons (probably not Australians) are taking the piss!
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Ceili
 
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Reply Mon 29 Nov, 2010 08:46 pm
@tsarstepan,
Nathan Fillion's dad was my highschool english teacher. He's got the same sense of humour as his dad.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2010 05:35 pm
@Ceili,
Did you ever meet the young, handsome and charismatic (taking liberties that he as charming back in his youth as he is today) was proto~actor?
Ceili
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2010 05:44 pm
@tsarstepan,
Yeah, I saw him in a couple of plays. He was devastatingly handsome back then too. He's definitely his dad's boy when it comes to charm and humour. Not sure what a proto-actor is though.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2010 11:21 pm
@Ceili,
Proto-actor is my made up word for the life that a famous actor or actress lead before choosing to be an actor.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 4 Dec, 2010 01:56 pm
Quote:
christhile Chris Thile
Dear massage parlors and commercial airlines, Boys choirs and tribal drumming aren't relaxing to anyone who cares about music. Best, C

I'm a music snob as well and certain music grinds my soul in the wrong way that I just want to throw the offenders radio down the toilet.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 11 Dec, 2010 07:06 pm
Quote:
joelmchale Joel McHale
About to ride the real Polar Express in Sacramento. This better be authentic. I expect to see Tom Hanks & children with dead fish eyes.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 1 Jan, 2011 07:47 pm
@tsarstepan,
Quote:
paulapoundstone Paula Poundstone
If we tax the use of [t]he word "like" we could restore the budget surplus.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 9 Jan, 2011 07:40 pm
@tsarstepan,
Quote:
simonschuster Simon & Schuster
Want to find out the dirt on the stars of The Hills? Ask @LoBosworth herself during her live online chat 1/[email protected]:30 EST

You can't get any weirder then this. Who in their right mind would want to find out ANYTHING about the stars of MTV's culture/civilization destroying The Hills?!
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 7 Feb, 2011 07:18 pm
Quote:
billmaher Bill Maher
Awesome! Arianna Huffington - a close personal friend of mine - now controls Mapquest! Sweeeet!
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 27 Feb, 2011 10:45 pm
@tsarstepan,
Quote:
God_Damn_Batman The Batman
Christopher Nolan is the director Oscar deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So he'll get snubbed. Because he can take it.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 9 Mar, 2011 11:37 am
@tsarstepan,
StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
They say if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Well, I guess I need to figure out a way to join athlete's foot.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2011 06:33 pm
@tsarstepan,
Quote:
scalzi John Scalzi
One of those paranormal shows on Syfy was on in the background. As it was on I felt a chill, as if something stupid was behind me.
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