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Irishk
 
  3  
Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2011 10:15 pm
badbanana...
I'd like my obituary headline to read: "Local Man's Struggle With Upstairs Wireless Printer Is Over."
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2011 10:32 pm
@Irishk,
Sheer brilliance irishk! Laughing
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Irishk
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2011 11:16 am
TheBosha ~
"They had 3D HD in the 60s only it was a lot cheaper and called LSD."
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tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2011 08:47 pm
Quote:
johnmoe John Moe
[RT] by BillCorbett
I can't seem to line up investors for my new restaurant idea: California Pizza Bathroom.
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Irishk
 
  2  
Reply Sat 9 Apr, 2011 08:54 am
Elibraden:

"Well THIS is awkward" - Sheryl Crow, after randomly being seated at a table with the Black Crowes AND the Counting Crows at Benihana
10:01 PM Apr 7th via Twitter for iPhone
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Sat 9 Apr, 2011 09:03 am
@Irishk,
Somehow, I don't see this as random but an act of some intern's ironic sense of humor.
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Irishk
 
  3  
Reply Mon 11 Apr, 2011 08:44 pm
momfia:
Police officers are really sore losers when you race them.
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tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Tue 12 Apr, 2011 07:55 pm
@Irishk,
Neil Grayston:

The 80's had a lot of superfluous zippers.


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tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 12:00 am
Quote:
whirringblender Carly Monardo
I think we should legalize pot and ban t-shirts with pot leaves on them.
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Irishk
 
  2  
Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 10:15 am
RyanHadden
Am I a bad person if I am skeptical of a guy with a "Need Help - God Bless" sign on an iPad 2?
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 10:17 am
@Irishk,
Perhaps instead of giving the guy some spare change, a passerby gave him an iPad 2? Naaaw! Laughing
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 03:08 pm
@tsarstepan,
Quote:
feliciaday Felicia Day
I just got a $.02 residual check for a TV show I acted on. New low! #wasteofastamp
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Irishk
 
  2  
Reply Sun 17 Apr, 2011 04:38 pm
BrainWash:
Trump leads GOP hopefuls by 9 points. "Dear God, I don't ask for much, but let me have this and you'll get co-writer credit for all jokes."
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Irishk
 
  1  
Reply Tue 19 Apr, 2011 10:05 pm
Relocatable...
"I can't believe how much of this stuff at the self checkout is free."

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Irishk
 
  3  
Reply Wed 20 Apr, 2011 01:36 pm
ChrisAngelMusic...
"Metric system? You mean the easy measurement system based upon multiples of 10, that every other country uses? Na. We're good." - America
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Thu 19 May, 2011 08:22 pm
@Irishk,
Quote:
AlbertBrooks Albert Brooks
Losing weight for Rapture on Saturday. Don't want to screw with gravity.
3 hours ago
Irishk
 
  1  
Reply Thu 19 May, 2011 09:27 pm
@tsarstepan,
Ha! Thumbs up for a Rapture tweet. Bet he's looking forward to Sunday morning.
roger
 
  1  
Reply Thu 19 May, 2011 09:43 pm
@Irishk,
OMG! Is it Sunday for sure? Can I have your car?
Irishk
 
  1  
Reply Thu 19 May, 2011 10:14 pm
@roger,
Yes, you heathen. Will you watch my dog for me?
roger
 
  1  
Reply Fri 20 May, 2011 12:14 am
@Irishk,
I sure would - if they were allowed by the landlord.
 

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