If you ruled the world, name one thing you would change

I would put women in charge of ruling the world.

Except for the idiot stupid women who have been trained by idiot stupid men.

BBB

yeah.

I'd hang investment bankers with the intestines of attorneys.

Rap

abdicate

Oops, sorry Cyracuz, I misread that. I saw "what is the one thing you would do."

Guess I would have to say teach children to read more carefully.

I'd make everyone a naturalized citizen of the world, doing away with nationalities, borders and war.

Squinney, I would add dogmatic religions to your list.

BBB

I'd make everyone dress casual, unless they were going out for the evening.

Setanta, You go out for evenings? I thought you were a cave-bound hermit who only wore bear skins.

BBB

Naturalized? Does that mean naked? In caves? Unless we were going out of course, then we would be wearing our bearskins.

If you ruled the world, name one thing you would change

the address, i'd make earth the centre of the solar system (the entire universe if i could)

No, no, no!

It means we would work from the assumption that we are all aliens prior to birth. (Check with any new parent if you question this assumption)

Ye, I used to live on Pluto before I came here..

I would make okra disappear.

Edgar said he would make okra disappear.

That's probably why your garden didn't produce much this year because you have a reputation as an vegetable hater.

BBB

Vegetables I love. Okra is another matter entirely. Okra is like having someone blow snot all over your food. It's like water-boarding your taste buds. It's like having your tongue stretched out so maggots worms and cockroaches can crawl over it. It's like tonguing a rat's ass. It's like sharing maggot infested road kill with turkey buzzards. It's like getting Frenched by a hyena in the process of throwing up. It's like having dinner beside a freshly used toilet. It's like biting into a gangrenous limb in a hospital. It's like eating liver slavered with bile. It's like chewing a baby's three day old diaper. All of these things in a single bite, mind you. It's not just disgusting, it is a crime against humanity.

I'm so disappointed with you Edgar. I've been waiting for years for you to get tough and say what you think.

BTW, I hate okra too.

BBB

I am sorry you had to see that, BBB. But desperate times call for desperate measures.

I'm trying really hard with all my mite to forgive you.

BBB