Brandon9000 wrote:cjhsa wrote:Two blondes are walking in the woods when they come upon a set of tracks. "Look, deer tracks" says one. "No, those are moose tracks!", says the other. Anyway, they were still standing there arguing when the train hit them.
Ba-da-bing.
Stopppppp!!!
Oh my God, those extra Ps are causing me to write this:
What's the difference between Roast beef and pea soup?
A) Anyone can roast beef
B) Anyone can pee in the soup! Maître D'!!
C) What's the time in Albania?
D) Vincerò! Louisa Baileche has stolen my spleen.
Ceili wrote:
"know people (acquaintances) who are afraid of having their knees touched"
Hah, I know a couple a chickees that suffer from this too, thankfully as they spend a good portion of life on their backs, they never seem to touch mmmmmuuuhhaaahaha
(Joining in with evil laughter, heard all over A2Kland). The people I know are like this too... maybe it's a genetic problem.