"History" according to atheists

So here's how the story of evolution began:

Once upon a time 500,000 years ago... no 750,000 years ago... no 2,000,000 years ago...I'll skip the setting and go on.

Once upon a long time ago, an ape,..no a monkey, no a half-human- half monkey...I'll skip that part too and just call him an ancestor common to...humans...no monkeys..no humans and monkeys...no, humans and some other unknown animal.

Once upon a long time ago a common ancestor, no many common ancestors, yeah, I'll stick with that...mated with a monkey..no an ape...

So these non characters produced the first "speaking' tribe of humans called...?:bigeyes:

The language they spoke was...:rant2:

They produced the first Jews who were...:dunno:

And those Jews first lived in...::gotsearch:

Needless to say, not only is their knowledge of history lacking, their imaginations aren't very good either since they can't even complete a thought or sentence.

So don't worry atheists, your lies are so bad that you don't have to worry about even trying to explain them since you can't even tell a good lie in the first place. :rolleyes: So the question is, since your belief system depends on lies, then why in the world do you risk hell just to have to keep lying? :eek:

Actually the first tribes were African tribes which then migrated north toward Egypt and into Europe, usually traveling the coasts fishing; Thats of course after the addition of the Cereberal Cortex allowing them the "higher thinking" capabilities which we have today. But this aside, this post was just an over sized accusation, and false at that... The pure intent of your post was to insult... You made no premise, offered no source, and gave no valid evidence of any of your claims... I don't see what you were thinking when you posted this, it has no point. :ban:

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Lets put '"History" according to atheists' and '"History according to you' side by side and see which one sounds more illogical, mythical and childish.

:If you don't want to be insulted, then stop making up stories and passing them along as facts. it's that simple.

WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY YOU ARE BEING INSULTED.. BECAUSE YOU RELY SO HEAVILY ON A BOOK OF MADE UP STORIES.. AND ARE PASSING THEM OFF AS FACT.. YOU ARE HILARIOUS CARICO!!!!!:rollinglaugh::rollinglaugh:

OMG.. HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE HOW MANY TIMES YOU'VE CONTRADICTED YOURSELF!!! YOU ARE A RIOT SWEETIE!! VERY ENTERTAINING.. I THANK YOU:rollinglaugh:

:rollinglaugh: And where did you find that in any historical documents? Nowhere, of course since it's the figment of the imaginations of men. it's not hard to make up tribes of people never before mentioned in history. Any child can do it.

If you don't want to be insulted, then stop making up stories and passing them along as facts. it's that simple.

Lol "never before mentioned in history", what do you think history is some tangible object, another dimension which we can observe and learn from? Do you think that there is a book called 'The Definitive History of the Universe' GEEZE the only book claiming to be like that is the Bible and its a crock of crap. History has to be accumulated from studies, discoveries and research. It doesn't just pop out of somewhere, it must be discovered.

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What the heck stop making up stories and passing them along as fact?! You're such a freaking HYPOCRITE man, you know Jesus despised hypocrites according to your texts.

So then according to your "reasoning" someone can find some bones in the dirt and claim they came from a tribe called theuithbirubfethicus and that would be a fact. :rollinglaugh: In your dreams. :rolleyes: Yet atheists ask us for eye-witsesses to the life of Christ. :eek: But then contradictions are the name of the game for atheists.

Not quite... Before naming the species they would have to find more than just one skeleton, they would have to show that they didn't just pull a handfull of bones out of the ground and put them together. First, they would have to convince me. If they can defend it through scrutiny and through science then it is fact. Science is merely our understanding of how things are, I don't necessarly take all science as fact... For instance Dark Matter, Dark Matter is the force that holds the ENTIRE universe together, but it is not visible... It is only an idea that has been pitched, it is up for debate... Anyway I'm off...

Oh, it's not hard to convince you. All they have to have is letters after their names and they can say anything they want to and you'll believe them. :rollinglaugh: The reason is because they do just piece skulls and bones together since there's no way for them to prove that the skulls and bones they found all came from the same body without the DNA of the original animals. Absolutely none. So there's no reason for you to believe them accept that you worship scientists as infallible gods. :rollinglaugh:

So then according to your "reasoning" someone can find some bones in the dirt and claim they came from a tribe called theuithbirubfethicus and that would be a fact. :rollinglaugh: In your dreams. :rolleyes: Yet atheists ask us for eye-witsesses to the life of Christ. :eek: But then contradictions are the name of the game for atheists.

I'm not arguing with you on this subject anymore, you're just bickering at this point.

That's wise since evolution can't be verified historically or biologically.

That's wise since evolution can't be verified historically or biologically.

Oh, it's not hard to convince you. All they have to have is letters after their names and they can say anything they want to and you'll believe them. :rollinglaugh:

AND NEITHER CAN CREATION.. UNLESS U COUNT THE BIBLE AS HISTORICAL FACT:rollinglaugh::rollinglaugh:.. WHICH YOU DO.. UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU:rollinglaugh:

Well, if the sun doesn't give light by day, the moon and stars don't provide light by night and are used to mark the months, seasons and years,

And this requires divine revelation to know this?

The fact that people use the stars to mark times of the year, has been done and known about for thousands of years prior to the authoring of the bible.