The "men are evil" revenge thread - specially for Craven....

Monger cannot answer questions right now, he is in.....er.....negotiations with the .....negotiation team.....

The battle must be joined in all worlds...botanical and marine. Neptune needs a comeuppance though, so perhaps it is time to morph myself back to a more eternal spirit with powers that I will not speak of.....

I won't deny the sweet goodness to be found in femfolk's suppleness....it makes for some great whoopee....which is why I for one would graciously agree to forget this silly uprising of yours ever happened as long as you ladies agree to keep your cute little warrior outfits on.

Even Stevens?

No dice, Monger. You must choose sides.

One down, Capt. Lowan. Several million to go.
This deserving chap maligned our most formidable army. Let him serve as a warning.

http://www.clipartguide.com/clipart_people/cc_fempic2a.gif

Et Tu Monger ?

Monger my man, it's a desk job for you.

Beware. Methinks that Monger is not to be trusted.

But dont you say this for every man ?

Ahem........no?

Oh, but Gautam, we can trust most of you...to do the wrong thing most of the time!!!

I am sadly disappointed in Monger.

It seems we must try a new negotiating team.

Meanwhile, time for a party, wimmins! I shall provide the wine - wimmin we have - and song is all we await.

WE ARE FAMILY
Sister Sledge

(CHORUS:)
We are family
I got all my sisters with me
We are family
Get up ev'rybody and sing

Ev'ryone can see we're together
As we walk on by
(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a feather
I won't tell no lie
(ALL!) all of the people around us they say
Can they be that close
Just let me state for the record
We're giving love in a family dose

(CHORUS x2)

Living life is fun and we've just begun
To get our share of the world's delights
(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the future
And our goal's in sight
(WE!) no we don't get depressed
Here's what we call our golden rule
Have faith in you and the things you do
You won't go wrong
This is our family Jewel

(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)

PASS THAT WINE OVER THIS WAY, DEB!

You got songs!?! Tremble, tremble. Hey, we got songs.....


I am Debbie, hear me shout
My cultists, are so devout
And you know too much so you must be killed
But before I go and walk-out
My evil plans I must point out
No damn hero's gonna stop what I can build

CHORUS
Oh I love my toy
It is evil forged in hate
Yes you'll pay the price
Just look what I'll destroy
If I have to, I can build anything
I'm a hippie (hippie)
I'm a mad scientist (mad scientist)
I am Debbie

You can try but it's far too late
This death trap you won't escape
World Domination being my final thrill
My plot I will reveal
To the UN I will appeal
Make me ruler of the world as a whole
You shall
All the nations shall surrender to my will

CHORUS

I loved science as a bun
See my robots are no fun
Watch me send my robot army across the world
And so they will destroy
Any target that does annoy
Until a flag with my face is unfurled


Oh yes I am mad But its madness with a plan
Yes you'll pay the price
Just look what I'll destroy
I'm a hippie (hippie)
I'm a mad scientist (mad scientist)
I am evil I am unstoppable
I am dlowan


(FADE)
I am evil
I am unstoppable
I am bad
I am dlowan

Hey ladies, stick that on the jukebox!!!

Hohum - I hear the faint sound of the mins bumping their gums together in the mins' camp.

Now - time to relieve the perimeter guards with their laser cannon...

Woman was god's second mistake.
Nietzsche

the most winning woman I have ever known was hanged for poisoning three little children for their insurance money.
Arthur Conan Doyle

hummmmph.

I cannot provide song sung myself for the party, so will gather foodstuffs....

Chocolate, osso.
Please?

Certainly. We have a temperature maintained system in our shelved carrier for Belgian chocolates; the ponies love being near the lightweight yet charming cart.