The "men are evil" revenge thread - specially for Craven....

Is it a Godiva cart? Like they have in the malls? What a civilized army we are!

they are so easily distracted by malls and chocolate

I hear the not-so faint sound of the unwrapping of Nestle/Cadbury products and the resultant gnawing and gobbling. That **** could turn you white on a bad day - stay strong and sing the Mins Warhymn #67:

Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run.....

I merely presented a solution that might have brought lasting peace. Must the carnage go on? Oh well, considering the eviltude of you wimmins, I suppose it must. . .

Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run.....

It is not too late to defect, Monger. Come, sit with us here by the fire. Let us wrap our soft, silky arms around you and caress you with our hair.....

I'm not falling for that one Eva, not after the picture you posted of your poor servant smitten in cold blood for mere sport. . .



It's a good thing you have that breastplate, though. Wouldn't want to overexpose yourself in battle. . .

Hmm, after looking at the picture again, I'm thinking maybe those are pants, rather than bare legs like I thought at first. I can't really tell. Anyhow, if they are pants you should prolly lose them. . .

The sounds of thundering hooves fill the air. The women look toward the horizon, toward the hilltop, and see a giant cloud of dust.

All is quiet. The dust settles and an apparition unfolds... it is Ratzenhofer, and behind him a thousand capybaras prepare themselves to slaughter the womenfolk.

Gustav raises his staff and slams it down with a force that topples kingdoms. The capybaras charge the camp with lust in their eyes, for they shall violate these women before they destroy them.

And now the hilltop is empty. Only Gustav remains, sitting in his lawn chair... watching the carnage unfold.

A rear attack
Quickly, without the need for an order, the wimmins turn in unison, bend over, and moon Ratzenhofer and capybaras, whose horses are so startled at the sight that they suddenly stop in their tracks. The invaders are cast forward into the ground, impaled by their spears. Seeing the carnage, Gustav picks up his lawn chair and disappears over the crest of the hill, never to be seen again.

The wimmins turn around and wave a fond farewell. Then they hurry forward, grabbing the reins of the enemy horses, cooing to them softly as they are led back to the wimmins camp. Now all of the wimmin warriors will have horses to ride against the mins.

Indeed - and, should this eventitude not have eventuated, out perimeter is ringed with ever-increasingly deadly defensive weapons.

The capybaras shall taste good marinated - and cooked by our laser cannons, set on "warm".


I still have hopes for Monger - I believe he is wavering....

Giant Guinea Pigs!!! Giant fuckin' GUINEA-******* PIGS!!! Gustaf, you really have to check with Supreme Command before you pull one like that.

Now if we spread a rumour that those self-same capabyas have been shedding in a tampon factory - now that's a victory for disinformation.

<Up there for thinking dude>

Gus has a very..............strange............relationship with his capybaras.

We would happily have saved them, and made friends with them, liberated them from their horrid life on Gus' depraved farm, but, sadly, they died.

At least they are free, now...

I know........I know....... whoever started this said it was a joke, but I just don't get it.


Would you initiate a "Jews are Evil" thread?

And if not, why not?

I highly doubt that anyone here would do that, katya. Welcome to our strange community. This thread is in response to A2K's creator Craven's 'Wimmins are evil' threads, 2 of them, I believe. A lot of folks here know each other quite well, and these 'diversion' threads are all for fun, with no real ill will towards any individual, group, race, religion or creed. I know it might take some time to absorb some of the wackiness that takes place here, but if you stick around, you will catch on. Now, this is not a joke....your question begs another....do you believe Jews are evil, or are you Jewish yourself, and offended by the tone of this thread in some way? I myself am Jewish.

Ronald McDonald is Jewish ? ! ? ! ?

I'm so disillusioned.

Are all my White Anglo-Saxon icons to prove to be false?

Oh cruel fate . . .

Some of those poor capybaras that were senselessly slaughtered by the depraved women were Jewish.

I fear the last of the Jewish capybaras is dead.

Now what?

As long as the Jewish capybara mother survived, the family line will be safe. I think she was wounded, but will survive.

Ronald McDonald was indeed the last of the Scottish Jews, sadly trumped by Christian corporate America....his pork-free burgers were enjoyed all over the country, and the powers that were at the time grew jealous of his profits. White-hooded justice prevailed, and the poor Scottish Jew was forever vilified as a clown and shill for crappy food. I am certain my history there is correct, Setanta. Hee hee...

No, this "men are evil" thang doesn't offend me. It's boring and dumb. I guess I'm missing something in my DNA.

Sorry I even commented on it.

Thanks for your input, katya8, and thanks for showing your age as well.