Hello grrlllzzz!!! My name is Sti..... Sweetwater (yeah, that's pretty good). I understand youse need some muscle to help sort out some mins. Here's my CV:
"Bring 'em on!"
Now if I could just take a quick look at your battle-plans and warrior lists......
now THIS is how we like to see our minly minions ...
<ooooooh, much nicer than my first find>
Chicken hawk Craven???!!!!!
I DO so hope that means something waaaaaaaaaay different in the US from its meaning here!
I may call him the dauphin of darkness - but he be no chicken hawk - he is evil in only the more venial senses....
Pondy - your murky waters are most transparent today...
Chicken hawk eh...hmmm....I'm lost as to the Oz meaning. I still maintain that he is pitching a tent however, in secret hiding of course.
Hang on a seccy....you Aussies are a criminal society, and I often forget your knowledge of prison slang....
And why exactly IS she wearing her spare battle bra on her head?
What an astute observation by Mr. Stillwater! It is true, a woman has to be resourceful and always prepared. Certainly this is one of those prepared cases.
Here I am, sorry for the delay, i see things are in good hands with Beth at the helm.....
Mr Stillwater! What happened? Did you stub your wittle toe?
As a total aside, I haven't seen Mr. Stillwater around for a while and must say I missed him....
Yep - he was missed.
WHY is Craven pitching tents in the men's camp? Is he having a tantrum?
Craven is Camp ?
Oh, Craven is in a camp - damn, too early in the morning, can't even read properly.....
An insignificant femfolk uprising. Ho hums. Only menfolk have uprisings worth speaking of, everyone here owes their existence to menfolk's uprisings.
Yawn..... Femfolk be silly... but they look very sexually objectifiable when mobilized and agitated....
I know ONE li'l paperclip who's gonna be bent so out of shape he won't be holding nothing no more, nohow.....
Excuse me, but can I borrow a cup of sugar, fly speck?
Hohum - there be, no doubt, one of the sad minly romanticizations and exaggerations of the thingy of wot the paperclip of perfidy spoke, tinnily, of the risings thereof.
Monger Moo - come away from delusion and daffiness - defect to our ranks - we have both sugar and honey for you! (I have high hopes for Monger.....)
i have a funny feeling this will be a very long thread.....
Sugar's not the silly girly type is she? I hope not, there has to be at least one...
And whose's "Honey". And what exactly does having them in store for Monger entail?
These are all questions Monger should have answered.
What are the perks?
Such sugar and honey as sweetens the life of such wise mins as surrender themselves to our supple superiority....
You looking for perks, oh paperclip of perfidy?
First you must join the team.....
