Once we've conquered them...can we play with them...?
Only the hetros, if you conquer...muahaha...
THE NON-HETEROS AREN'T AMENABLE TO SUGGESTIVE JOSTLING???
Posh!
And.....if? muahahahahaha...
IF, and that's a big if, in caps and all, you conquer, you must agree to save the non-hetros for our fearless Gautam. Grace in war and all.
I surmise Gautum will be allowed to be a floater in the war.
I'll have to check with the chicks.
(They may make banish me to the other side, as I am leaning toward making love, not so much war...)
P.S.
Um, Craven is a coward.
Attention Wimmins,
We are having a very special meeting this week ... guest appearance by the one, the only, Lorena Bobbitt and methinks we have found our theme song. It goes something like this ...
The Ballad of the Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"
Come and listen to my story of a man named John,
A poor ex-marine with a little fraction gone.
It seems one night after gettin' with his wife,
She lopped off his schlong with the swipe of a knife.
(Penis, that is)
(Clean cut, Missed his nuts)
Well, the next thing you know, there's a ginsu by his side,
And Lorena's in the car takin' Willie for a ride.
She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend,
And tossed him out the window as she came around the bend.
(Curve, that is)
(Pricker shrubs, Wheel hubs)
She went to the cops and confessed to the attack,
And they called out the hounds just to get his weanie back.
They sniffed and they barked and they pointed ``Over There,''
To John Wayne's Henry that was waving in the air.
(Found, that is)
(By a fence, Evidence)
Now Peter and John couldn't stay apart too long,
So the Dick Doc said, ``Hey, I can fix your Dong!''
``A needle and a thread is all you're gonna need.''
And the whole world waited 'til they heard that Johnny peed.
(Whizzed, that is)
(Even seam, Straight stream)
Well, he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court,
With a cock-eyed lawyer since his assets came up short.
They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape,
And his pecker was the only one they didn't show on tape.
(Video, that is)
(Unexposed, Case closed)
Sofia wrote:I surmise Gautum will be allowed to be a floater in the war.
No. I am firmly "behind" the mins.....
That is for me to tell and the mins to find out - nothing to do with them evil wimmins.......
(Big Sigh.)
I do so hate having to fight you, Gautam. Perhaps you would consider switching sides if we promised you some of the spoils of war? You may have your pick of our prisoners. How's that?
Well...errrr...ummm....being an Indian I am very susceptible to bribes......errrrr
but.....
No !! No way - I cannot betray my fellowmins in this eternal battle between good (min) and evil (wimmin)
Besides, who says you are gonna win ?
(dont worry, after the war, we will kiss and make up. Do you have any Christian Dior Lipsticks ?)
Cav
Cav wrote: "Grace in war and all."
Grace? Who is Grace and when did she arrive on our battlefield? What does Grace bring to the battle between the Mins and Wimmins?
BBB
"Say Goodnight, Gracie."
"Goodnight Gracie."
Gautam wrote:(dont worry, after the war, we will kiss and make up. Do you have any Christian Dior Lipsticks ?)
AAAAARRGGHH!!! He has discovered my cache of weapons! I've been saving all those free cosmetic samples for years. I'm loading our bombs with them as we speak...
Play with them when they are defeated? Sure - but nothing really mean, ok?
Those surrendering without a fight won't have to be used for dress-ups!
Where is that chicken hawk, Craven?
Where is that chicken hawk, Craven? Us wimmin demand to know!
Its making me have hot flashes to think us wimmins are going to all this trouble and that insular Craven is a no show.
Sigh.
Craven is hidden away in our camp, pitching a tent.
Cav
Cav, are you telling us wimmins that Craven is selling tents door to door to keep A2K in the black?
BBB
Pid**ing behind the tent?
Oh, oops, my glasses, pitching a tent, it was.
