Cool. Can we watch Rawhide after that one Brandon? Hey, thanks for bringing the couch and tv ;-)
Couch, TV, and tea - all we need now is some porn
ehbeth: Sorry, I forget. Why are you trapsing around in the rain? Are you doing a reprise of Wuthering Heights?
(Kettle whistles)
(sound of pouring water)
'There you go, a nice cuppa for yah' as my mum would say.
Now you just sip on that there brandy whilst it steeps.
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Sorry, every time I think about slogging about in the dank dark rain, I begin speaking in one of those movie British accents.
Isn't there a western on?
The tea porn:
Assam: Am I 'steeped' enough for you baby?
Darjeeling: I like it hot...and dark....
Oh dip it in more... more ... more .... I want yr cream......
<Damn, this is getting out of hand>
Somebody get some ice water for Gautam....right now!
No, not in a glass. Just throw it at him.
Hey - cav and I are on something big - a porn movie starring tea
And now u wanna introduce a villan ? Cold Water ?
Tea to ice "oh baby you are so hard and wet"
.....maybe I DO need that ice water.....
Hmm...if it were a porn with martial arts, the villian could be Dragon Well...
Of course, we would need a hero named Oo-long...heh heh...
And a heroine called oo-fook !!
I think we have a winner here....
blow mein instead of chow mein....
I think we all owe a thank you to Gautam for supplying us with such a fine choice of wine. Thanks, G-man, you outdid yourself this time.
Gautam, not bad, but there are real Chinese names witnessed by mine own eyes on grocery marquees that would be better: Hung Wang, and Hung Lo come to mind immediately...
Hung Wang was quite famous on the Chinese porno circuit in the early seventies. He made a small fortune and then invested in a Chinese Restaurant. Somewhere in Canada I believe.
Hey, hey, I'm running a clean place in here. Get that porn out of there and throw back on those westerns right now. Montana heads towards Gautam with a huge bucket of ice. Eva, can you hold him down while I pour this over him?
Seeing how out of control he is, maybe we should take drastic measures. Lets fill the tub with cold water, pour in the ice and put Gautam in there for a bit. That should do the trick, don't you think? I think he'll be ready for the westerns after that ;-)
