The anything thread

Oh dear. You poor thing. You have clearly not had the real thing.

Hawkins Cheesies used to be made near my hometown - with lots of real cheddar. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm



http://www.cheezies.com/product.htm

http://www.cheezies.com/flash.htm

now look what you made me do!

As long as nobody's cutting a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket, I am willing to share.

Cavfancier wrote...




<Gustav reads this latest bit of news, puts down the exacto knife and popcorn tub and, with a disappointed look on his face, disappears into the night.>

Now that was funny gustav....

Hey! WHere'd you get a picture of my MUM/?????

(ahem)
We have sixteen varieties of popcorn and twentithree types of cheese that can be melted over them.

I recommend that you try Raisinets in your freshly popped corn, you get corn, fruit and chocolate in the same bite! What a taste treat!

almost time to go walk the dogs

with any luck it'll just be fog and not more rain

someone took this rawther pleasant pic of us the other day

Monger, you dear! Corn, fruit and chocolate all in one meal. Just think, three major food groups. I just love healthful eating......

Ehbeth, that is a very close likeness--did you and the puppies pose very long?

Oh cool, we have a popcorn lady. Does she bring it over to us?

I see by the nametag that her name is Jolly Molly. She says she used to work for the Post Office until she retired. (I think it was a nervous breakdown. Anyway, be kind to her. She's rather fragile these days.)

Joe, pass me those Raisinets. What are we supposed to drink with this corn-fruit-chocolate concoction?

We'll have to get a drink person in here to work right along side Jolly Molly. How about a gorgeous bartender who will entertain us with flippong bottles?

Oh yes Oh yes ..yessss.....yesssss....YESSSS...........

Diet Coke.

i'm still trying to get the FDA to recognize the relationship between Diet Coke and the Raisinets/Popcorn combo. It has been the experience of myself and others that by drinking the Diet Coke with the Raisinets/Popcorn Combo you eliminate any excess calories caused by what we, at the Raisenets/Popcorn Combination Institute, refer to as 'the drenching butter effect'. Thus far however, the cretins at the FDA refuse to apprehend this clear connection, imposing harsh requirements on our experiment base, demanding that we expand the current size of our sample group (2) and that we apply some kind of strict formulation to the Raisinet/Popcorn Combo over the present 'Just throw a couple of handfuls in there'. Such is the blindness at the highest levels of our government.

Pass the napkins.

I wanted to use the slogan indescibably delicious for the Combo until it was pointed out to me that the phrase 'indescribably delicious ' not only describes how delicious it is, thus rendering the point mute but at the same time creates in the mind a conumdrum and a dilemma at the same time. Even so, at the risk of having minds explode when this is read, I just want to say that we at the Raisinet/Popcorn Combination Institute will continue our work because it is so indescribably delicious that is it indescribable and delicious at the same time and maybe even in another infinity too. Yes, that's right I said it, there another infinity maybe even ,,,
oh wait, the movie coming back on.

Enjoy.

The more I say it, the funnier 'buttery topping' sounds....Monger is right....it's almost as funny as 'yeasts'.

Well, we have to be careful with the popcorn in underwear. If you eat it too fast, you might turn it from "buttery" popcorn to "creamy" popcorn...

Oops, I'd better stop posting on this thread - I just cant stop being obscene !!

<Gautam runs out>

Ha! I'm all for Raisinettes, provided the bunny isn't here, cuz, you never know, do you...when rabbits are involved...

Okay, everybody who's watching take a seat. "The Missouri Breaks" is starting. Have we got any Coke or Pepsi?

Here's a Pepsi Brandon. I'm gonna have a Crush myself. I just brought in another couch since it's getting crowded in here.