This thread is to discuss the type of Judaism that has the following beliefs:
1) There is a god called Jahwe.
2) There is a Chosen People championed by Jahwe by virtue of their hooked noses and curly hair.
3) Being championed by Jahwe by virtue of ones hooked noses and curly hair gives an exclusive understanding of absolute truth (as grasped by the Tora, the Talmud, plastic surgery, and hair styling).
4) People who don't accept this truth are inferior.
Well? Any takers?
(For any sarcasm-challenged correspondents who might read this: This is a parody of ebrown p's atheism thread