@MattTravis,
The human race isn't intelligent to a Q like level... but humans have progressed far beyond the level of this discussion.
Physicists ask these questions too, but they inform their discussions based on thousands of years of math and science.
One of the first steps in a scientific discussion is to avoid (or at least acknowledge and question) assertions. An assertion is something that you state as "fact" even though you have no evidence or even logical backing. You have made several assertions in this discussion.
You are making the assumption that there was ever a time when there was "nothing". This is a very big assertion indeed.