I too think of Signor Buttafuoco -
this is annoying and molto loco.
I picked the name in thirty seconds.
If I known I'd keep it for years,
I'd have picked again, saved the tears,
still the meal, Modena, beckons.
So everyone disappeared as soon as I made an appearence!!!
I knew I had NO competetion !!
Tue 5 Jan, 2010 09:49 am
I'm interested not in superficialities
Like marriage and divorce
So dispense with the formalities and let me
Apply light pressure to your clitoris
Tue 5 Jan, 2010 12:47 pm
A frequent denizen of this bar, is my cousin Marjorie,
not long ago she won a prize --cosmetic surgery!
Marjorie didn’t fix her chin,
she didn’t tuck her tummy in,
instead she had: 'breast augmentation'
--and after that a celebration!
Marjorie loved (and loved to show) the tits the doctor made,
but most of all she loved that they were, “All expanses paid!”
Tue 5 Jan, 2010 01:07 pm
Overheard in the singles bar:
“...Oh no!! What I said was: ‘She kills with that Arse, Nick!’ ...”
Some may look askance at me,
I have my father’s nose you see,
it’s larger than it needs to be,
[Why did he do this thing to me?!! ]
I have my mothers butt and height
[ if I could switch them both, I might ]
lt’s true, that life is so unfair
[ I want a smaller derriere! ]
I’m sure to you I seem so needy
[ I hate my eyes, they’re small and beady! ]
but dad was kind in ONE department...
[ it’s crouched down in its tight compartment ]