If I were your wife, I'd come on here and tell everyone just how 'stern' your armpits are and how you refuse to do anything about them for twenty-four whole hours even though she'll have to deal with the smell for that long...
And then everyone can tell her that she should go to counseling to learn how to deal with such an immovable and stubborn spouse who won't even take another bath to insure her olfactory comfort.
(this is a joke - it just popped into my head and it's what I would say to someone who complained about his wife's smelly cooking if I'd been talking to them in real life - sorry if you find it offensive).
My pits are fine. I just smelled them- but I took a bath last night - no deoderant though- I don't use it ever since I read something linking it to some sort of cancer.
My diet yesterday consisted of turkey, stuffing, sweet potatoes, carrots, mashed potatoes, gravy, peas, cranberry sauce, pecan and pumpkin pie, beer, diet coke and water x 2, but I don't think that had anything to do with the fact they don't smell. They almost never do - unless I'm working really, really physically hard at something.