@Ionus,
"Resistance is Futile" -- The Borg
"Make it so." -- Capt. Picard
"Shaken, not stirred" -- James Bond
The story you have seen is true. Only the names were changed to protect the innocent.
This looks like a job for....
Holy (bizarely stupid comment) , Batman !
Followed by : Thats right, Robin.
Ghost Who Walks
Smarter than the average bear.
@edgarblythe,
Hands off cocks on socks. Sgt Growler on early morning call.