I am the greatest.
The thrilla in Manilla
A little dab 'll do ya
Winston tastes good like a cigarette should
tastes great - less filling
finger lickin' good
say cheeesssssse...unknown
oh, a wise guy...
"I'm sorry, Oli..." Stan Laurel
Humbug.
Please sir; I want some more.
Just like that. Tommy Cooper.
The end of the world is nigh..
No, this is not a sales call.
The cheque is in the mail...
Iam a Doctor..trust me....
I work for the government and I am here to help....
@tsarstepan,
exterminate !! exterminate !! dalek # 386726651516439874326
Boating accident? This was no boating accident!
Good evening, this is John Cameron Swayze and here we go hopscotching across the headlines.
Can't believe I ate the whole thing.
There's no place like home.
Ding dong the wicked witch is dead.
Smile; you're on Candid Camera.
Say hey Willie Mays.
I have gathered you all here to announce that someone in this room is the murderer. That someone is -
Who turned out the lights?
(lady screams)
From "Get Smart":
Sorry about that.
The old "hand grenade in the snowball trick", the oldest trick in the book.
(substitute whatever fooled him this time for "hand grenade in snowball")
Would you believe the 82nd Airborne?
Would you believe Charlie Company?
Would you believe two movie ushers with very big flashlights?
(Descending order of potency as the listener continues to express disbelief)
Missed it by that much!
Hello. I'm Johnny Cash.
That'll be the day - John Wayne
Don't worry. Be happy.
@edgarblythe,
Evening, all - Dixon of Dock Green 1956-76
Special Australian edition:
Anyhow....... (Paul Hogan winfield ciggarettes advert)
Avagoodweegend Mr Walker: (kid in the aerogard advert)
ahhh! the serenity Michael Caton The Castle
Tell 'im 'e's dreamin': The Castle: Michael Caton
thats not a knife.... thats a knife: Mick Dundee Crocodile Dundee in New York
tsk tsk tsk: (did that one already) Skippy.
Bugger (Toyota Advert).