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1) Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong..

2) I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

3) There is a great need for sarcasm font.

4) How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

5) I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

6) MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

7) Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

8) I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

9) Bad decisions make good stories.

10) You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

11) I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

12) I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

13) I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

14) As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

15) I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

16) I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

I received this in an email from a friend. - edgarblythe

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# 5 all the way

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@edgarblythe,

agree wholeheartedly with #3.

#9 is my life.

#10 don't work for me. at the end of my shift, I gotta clean the kitchen to be ready for the 6am shift.

and #15 is just solid advice.

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@edgarblythe,

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4) How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet

I just ball it into a relatively shapeless square.

11) I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
I've had this dreaded scenario happen to me.

Thanks for sharing EB!

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goog goog good stuff e

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More than one of them is pertinent for me. But, #1 hit home this afternoon.

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@edgarblythe,

Well being humble and realizing the error is the first start .... Wink

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@edgarblythe,

edgarblythe wrote:

1) Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong..

I disagree. When that happens I learn something. When that doesn't happen someone else learns something (and sometimes it is that they don't like me).

It's a great moment that makes arguments worthwhile.

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@edgarblythe,

I can relate to all of them Smile

except No. 1. Great.

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@Robert Gentel,

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When that happens I learn something. When that doesn't happen someone else learns something (and sometimes it is that they don't like me).

That's a byproduct of well place wisdom and ... well, you are a very wise man. Very Happy

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@Robert Gentel,

The reason it hits home for me is because I sometimes put too much of myself into the erroneous argument. I always learn something from it, though.

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@edgarblythe,

edgarblythe wrote:

More than one of them is pertinent for me. But, #1 hit home this afternoon.

Oh, oh! Did you have to admit it?

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@Reyn,

Somtimes I admit my mistakes, sometimes not.

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#15 I confess, I do it.

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@jjorge,

Tsk tsk

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@jjorge,

Absolutely! Wink

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# 15 is me as well. I also have a special ring tone for it so I don't even have to look at the caller ID to know I don't want to answer it.

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@edgarblythe,

edgarblythe wrote:

Random Thoughts

I'm starting to rethink this.

Can a thought really be random?

If you have a thought in the woods, but no one to share it with, does it really exist?

Hmmm........

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@Reyn,

Yes and yes.

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@edgarblythe,

I've been trying to really live by that "commit random acts of ss" thing a lot lately.

So...one of the things I've been doing is to try and do everything I can when driving to be accommodating to others.....you know, letting people in to your lane even when it's inconvenient, letting people get out into traffic when they're coming from parking and such.

Anyway, at the moment, the traffic is horrible. We have three major events in town, with lots of tourists and just people coming in, major roads closed, all of that.

It's taking up to an hour extra to get places.

So, I am doing all this nice stuff and spreading sunbeams and all...when I suddenly thought:

"Is all this nice **** being outweighted by the annoyance of the driver BEHIND me when I do that?"

Shocked

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