Every Wednesday, I'll go to Spotify and have Spotify randomly choose a song I liked (from my entire history of listening with the service). I'll take the first (or first couple of lines) and post them as my profile signature. I'll do this until I'm bored with the idea.
My first submission to this on a whim experiment:
(Bad Day by Darwin Deez)
I hope that the last the page of your 800-page novel is missing/
And I hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red Mustang/