You mean that I have actually been good for nothing? Darn :wink:
once upon a time joe, a very good man, died and arrived at the gates of heaven.
jesus at the gates welcomes joe and immediately ushers him into heaven.
joe asks, how come, jesus, you didn't ask me any questions before letting me into heaven?
jesus said to joe, I don't have any questions.
joe then asks jesus, did the heavenly record book answer all your questions about my earthly behavior?
jesus says, follow me.
jesus shows joe an infinite plain with row upon row of souls kicking the butts of the souls in front of them.
jesus then says to joe, these souls discovered for the first time here at the gates of heaven that we don't keep books up here! Care to join them?