Real Poms don't use soap you silly moo. And they have pull tops.
How do you starve a pom?
Interesting to see Bear using the Australian vernacular to describe an English person.
Rest of it right on the money, too!
What kind of guitar?
(what's the difference between an Essex girl and a supermarket trolley?
-A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.)
Two Aussies are newly arrived in London, and they see a shop with a sign that says "B. Jones - Taxidermist".
"What's a taxidermist, Bruce?" says Kevin. "Dunno, mate" replies the other. "Wait here - I'll go inside and ask him".
Bruce goes inside and comes out grinning a minute later. "He's one of us, Kev!" he cries. "He stuffs animals!"
"What's a taxidermist, Bruce?" says Kevin.
If he really was Australian his name would be Kev. and bruce would be Knackers or Donger