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Reply Thu 18 Jun, 2009 02:03 pm
I saw a contest on this site: Edit [Moderator]: Link removed  where you share funny horror stories about meeting people offline that you met online.  I actually have a few good ones to share, but here's the best: I went to meet a guy " just as a friend cuz I was new in the area - and he turned out to be a cult leader auditioning followers.  He took me to the Hare Krishna temple for charity food.  He kept looking at me funny, I thought he was looking at my belly " when I asked him why he was looking at my waist so much he said he was trying to see if I had good birthing hips because he needed to repopulate the world. Maybe at least I can win an something for that one...

Got any good stories of your own?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jun, 2009 02:05 pm
@wheatchaff,
wheatchaff wrote:

I saw a contest on this site: Edit [Moderator]: Link removed  where you share funny horror stories about meeting people offline that you met online.  I actually have a few good ones to share, but here's the best: I went to meet a guy " just as a friend cuz I was new in the area - and he turned out to be a cult leader auditioning followers.  He took me to the Hare Krishna temple for charity food.  He kept looking at me funny, I thought he was looking at my belly " when I asked him why he was looking at my waist so much he said he was trying to see if I had good birthing hips because he needed to repopulate the world. Maybe at least I can win an something for that one...

Got any good stories of your own?
gosh, thanks for sharing that.
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panzade
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jun, 2009 02:08 pm
@wheatchaff,
great idea for a thread...be back to share a couple
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chai2
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jun, 2009 02:10 pm
I met this woman named shewolf who was bat-**** crazy.

I can't even think about it now.



Not an online meet-up, but your "birthing hips" reminded me of someone I met and went on 1 date with.

He asked me if wanted children (great 1st date conversation) and when I said no he started to discuss how I had to have children because my breats looked like they would be full of milk.

ewwww.....I can't think about that either....breast milk (shudder)
dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jun, 2009 02:15 pm
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

I met this woman named shewolf who was bat-**** crazy.

I can't even think about it now.
Yes, I also met shewolf, I didn't notice the bat-****. we never dated or had sex. I'm saving meself for chai2.
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panzade
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jun, 2009 02:17 pm
@chai2,
gawwd...the things women go thru on dates... Laughing
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Mame
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jun, 2009 02:18 pm
I met a guy from here who was a little cuckoo. Guess who, dys?

And I agree about the bat-**** crazy broad. Totally crazy.
dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jun, 2009 02:22 pm
@Mame,
Mame wrote:

I met a guy from here who was a little cuckoo. Guess who, dys?

And I agree about the bat-**** crazy broad. Totally crazy.
you talking at me bimbo?
Mame
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jun, 2009 02:24 pm
@dyslexia,
Aye, I'm talking about you. And don't call me bimbo.
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jun, 2009 02:57 pm
I met a dozen A2Kers at a gathering in Chicago. I invited them to go to a potluck dinner at my church. To my horror, they went out drinking instead.
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jun, 2009 03:17 pm
@wandeljw,
wandeljw wrote:

I met a dozen A2Kers at a gathering in Chicago. I invited them to go to a potluck dinner at my church. To my horror, they went out drinking instead.


did you pray for them?



ok, here's a story about someone from online here that I never met face to face, but talked to on the phone......the party is no longer around so I feel free to gossip.

This person wasn't on A2k for quite a while, when suddenly I got a PM from him asking me to call him. He'd just moved to Austin. Said he wanted to ask me something.

The guy was always very nice, there was no weirdness about it, so I called the number.

He was much younger than I had thought, and I was obviously much older than he had thought.

The conversation was like.....Hi....
yeah, hi.
um....
what?
well, I just thought I'd call, you know.......
well, that was very nice of you, so you live in Austin now?
yeah, um, .....
you said you wanted to ask me something?
well, yeah....you know...?
know what? (all of a sudden I knew "what" but decided to string it out)

well, um, I'm new here and don't know anyone yet...

What? Are you one of those swingers?

NO! I mean no, I'm not...I uh....wanted to know if you had anything?

What? Like a disease?

no...um....

Pot?

yeah...do you have any?

no.

oh well, ok...

We talked a little longer and he told me I was much nicer than he thought I'd be.
So I gave him shewolfs number and said he could probably buy an ounce off of her.
roger
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jun, 2009 04:34 pm
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

So I gave him shewolfs number and said he could probably buy an ounce off of her.


What a pal!
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boomerang
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jun, 2009 05:52 pm
I have met littlek, shewolf, chai, blatham and Thomas and not a single one of them tried to recruit me to birth their children.

There must be something wrong with me.
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jun, 2009 05:58 pm
@boomerang,
I wanted to boom, but I just didn't know how to bring it up.
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BillRM
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jun, 2009 05:19 am
@wheatchaff,
I met a woman in 1985 over the CIS network that not only ended up turning a normal male into a cat lover of all things but tend to yell at me every day for some reason or another.

IE she became my wife.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jun, 2009 06:35 am
@boomerang,
boomer, there is something wrong with you.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jun, 2009 09:20 am
@dyslexia,
I notice you didn't call HER a bimbo.
dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jun, 2009 09:23 am
Wasnt bimbo a Disney elephant or something?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jun, 2009 09:24 am
@Mame,
of course not, I like her.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jun, 2009 09:29 am
@boomerang,
Were you able to sell them any dope?
 

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